Wednesday, December 29, 2010

I NEVER Post Without An Image But I Don't Want To Distract Anyone From This Important Message

It's bad enough that your woman has brought you on the Maury Povich show to subject you to a lie detector test that you arrogantly THINK you can BEAT (Only George Constanza can beat one. As he said, "It's not a lie, if you believe it.") but you don't even watch the show to know enough not to kiss the undercover girl they have left alone in a room with you to bust your ass for your scummy behavior. You must have such an ego to think that this hot woman is into you that you deserve all the misery you are going to get.

It amazes me every time I see it played out. Gentlemen, listen to me, IF you are cheating on your girl (and you are a douchbag for doing so in the first place) you deny deny and deny but you NEVER go on the Maury Povich show. You make the rest of us look bad when you do.

5 comments:

Pat Tillett said...

I'm sure Gloria Steinem is the hidden producer of this show. Too bad there are so many idiots in our gender to help further her cause.

Kal said...

Oh the women don't get off scott-free. Not knowing for sure who your baby daddy is is pretty stupid concidering there are only so many days a month that a woman can GET pregnant. All you really need to do is be able to COUNT DAYS.

csmith2884 said...

"COUNT DAYS".OR COUNT THE GUYS YOU HAD DURING THOSE DAYS..sad but true

Kal said...

There was one woman that was on Maury that tested over 20 men! THAT is one busy week.

Nathan said...

Actually, I've heard it's pretty easy to beat a lie detector test.