Tuesday, March 23, 2010

They Know We Like To Gamble

I hate it the most when they try to fool the other little sea creatures with those flashing lights. If you are a stupid mollusk thinking they are an offshore casino you could be forgiven. It's a good disguise.

One minutes you think you are on a good night out and the next thing you know you are lunch and your loved ones no longer know were you are. It's insidious. Put that same exact shape on land, secure it near an Indian casino and you got human victims right around cheque day.

I can't be everywhere all the time so take this little PSA to heart, you gamblers, and SAVE YOURSELVES.

4 comments:

TS Hendrik said...

Ocean's 14?

Darius Whiteplume said...

Excellent. I never thought of the casino camouflage angle.

Margaret Benbow said...

The casino camouflage is just so smooth and deadly....you have to be strong for all humanity, Cal, and stand on your lonely promontory ready to light the signal fires, because some of us are getting tired of fighting this monster superintelligence and the everlasting.....gleaming... beckoning.... tentacles.....
EEEK!!! EEEEEKKKKK!!!!!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Margaret... I want YOU to write my biography if they ever get me.